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ME: JAPANESE! Japanese everywhere! --> ME: It's eating away at me like the plague. {{WASTED! :XD: Boo-yeah, gramma!}} --> BLACK JACK: BEHOLD! It is I, your emaciated savior come to save you from this madness and sweep you off to a fantasy-land where you and I shall live together forever in mind-numbing bliss! --> BLACK JACK: And where better to deliver you from your condition than the very land that embodies pure mental insanity... JAPAN! {{JAPAN... LAND OF ARTISTS YOU'LL NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER BE BETTER THAN! (You dirty American she-dog.)}} --> ME: Holy fook. --> BLACK JACK: Ah, yes, you delusional, sickening little child. Even I, the bleeding genius that I am, could not have put that better. And now, if you have properly lost all pathetic shreds of your simple mind, I will finish this once and for all. --> Never Mind --> FORGET THIS ONE, TOO --> ME: OH, SENSEI! This is truly the moment I was brought into being for! {{Love, love, love}} --> BLACK JACK: :pissedoff: --> BLACK JACK SILENCE! SILENCE, INSOLENT YANKEE TROLLOP! I do not, nor have I ever, intended to do you anything that would do you any good. Clearly, your perverted adoration of me has earned you unspeakable pain and pyschological damage, but I shall do nothing to relieve it! I refuse to feed into your twisted illusions and lies. Instead, you shall burn for your sickness. --> TODAY'S LESSON CHILDREN. Never, ever, I pray thee, ever visit Japanese fan art websites featuring Black Jack (and subsequent, er, pairings wherein), especially when half-awake and listening to Janne Da Arc.